The Patsy
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2:33:00
- Beats me.
- Well, I'll tell you what.

2:33:02
If you find out anything,
will you let me know, Alec?

2:33:05
Please do that because I...
2:33:07
I would love to see what I've been
raving about, you know?

2:33:11
- I mean, I wanna do...
- No, no, no, no!

2:33:14
Now, Stanley.
2:33:16
Once more, listen to me.
2:33:21
Please, Stanley, baby.
2:33:23
Listen.
2:33:26
Ladies and gentlemen,
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I'd like to introduce myself,
2:33:30
but I don't know me either.
2:33:34
I'd like to introduce myself,
but I don't know you...

2:33:36
No! No!
2:33:38
"Me"! It's "me", not "you"! It's "me"!
2:33:41
That's right. "I don't know me". I don't...
2:33:43
I'd like to introduce...
I say...

2:33:46
Introduce. Introduce.
2:33:47
I'd like to intro...
I'm going to intro... I'm...

2:33:50
- Impossible.
- I'd like to be impossible.

2:33:52
No, not you. It's imposs...
2:33:53
- Don't just sit there, Harry.
- I don't like to...

2:33:55
- I need help.
- I'd like to help.

2:33:57
- I need help, do you hear me?
- He needs help.

2:34:00
You're only gonna
get yourself upset.

2:34:01
- You don't wanna upset that boy.
- Good evening, upset.

2:34:05
- Stanley.
- Yeah.

2:34:06
- Stanley, why don't we go...
- Sorry.

2:34:08
...way back down and do the joke
in the routine about the dog?

2:34:11
Oh, you mean about the dog
that chases the cars.

2:34:13
- Yeah!
- Hey! Hey!

2:34:15
How about that!
2:34:16
Oh, yeah, I got a car
that chases dogs.

2:34:18
- No, no...
- Stanley.

2:34:20
It's a dog that chases dogs!
2:34:22
There. Now try it softly.
See how... Try it softly.

2:34:25
- It's not me, it's you! You!
- Harry...

2:34:28
Oh, I'm sorry.
2:34:30
You can't get upset at a time like this.
Calm down.

2:34:33
You should calm down
because I get upset if he's upset.

2:34:35
- Will you relax?
- Yeah.

2:34:37
Stanley. Slower?
2:34:38
- Slower?
- Slower. Yeah, all right.

2:34:40
I...
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...got...
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...a dog...
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...that...
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...chases...
2:34:49
Stanley. Not that slow.
2:34:52
Not that slow.
I got a fast car with a big dog.

2:34:54
- No, Stanley.
- No.

2:34:56
You're in your living room
at home, right?

2:34:58
- Yeah.
- And you sit down and you relax.


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