2:34:00
You're only gonna
get yourself upset.
2:34:01
- You don't wanna upset that boy.
- Good evening, upset.
2:34:05
- Stanley.
- Yeah.
2:34:06
- Stanley, why don't we go...
- Sorry.
2:34:08
...way back down and do the joke
in the routine about the dog?
2:34:11
Oh, you mean about the dog
that chases the cars.
2:34:13
- Yeah!
- Hey! Hey!
2:34:15
How about that!
2:34:16
Oh, yeah, I got a car
that chases dogs.
2:34:18
- No, no...
- Stanley.
2:34:20
It's a dog that chases dogs!
2:34:22
There. Now try it softly.
See how... Try it softly.
2:34:25
- It's not me, it's you! You!
- Harry...
2:34:28
Oh, I'm sorry.
2:34:30
You can't get upset at a time like this.
Calm down.
2:34:33
You should calm down
because I get upset if he's upset.
2:34:35
- Will you relax?
- Yeah.
2:34:37
Stanley. Slower?
2:34:38
- Slower?
- Slower. Yeah, all right.
2:34:40
I...
2:34:42
...got...
2:34:44
...a dog...
2:34:45
...that...
2:34:47
...chases...
2:34:49
Stanley. Not that slow.
2:34:52
Not that slow.
I got a fast car with a big dog.
2:34:54
- No, Stanley.
- No.
2:34:56
You're in your living room
at home, right?
2:34:58
- Yeah.
- And you sit down and you relax.
2:35:01
Isn't that the way
you wrote it, Chic?
2:35:03
Yeah, see. You relax.
2:35:05
You're talking to friends.
2:35:07
And say it like I'm just talking...?
2:35:09
Talking to your friends, that's right.
2:35:11
You know, we got these
new drapes and a new...
2:35:14
I don't believe it!
2:35:17
- I give up.
- You give up?
2:35:20
Well, I give up!
2:35:21
This thing ain't gonna work anyhow.
2:35:23
It's like making a sow's pig
out of a person's ear.
2:35:29
A silk purse out of a sow's ear.
2:35:32
That's exactly right.
2:35:33
And I didn't ask for this.
I had a good job.
2:35:36
And I was very happy.
And you people come along
2:35:38
and you try to make me
something out of what I'm not.
2:35:40
And that's...
And I don't need it.
2:35:43
And I'm not happy,
and everybody else is miserable.
2:35:45
So I quit. And that's final.
2:35:48
And it's over and the end.
2:35:51
I don't want this heartache
and I don't... I'm just finished.
2:35:54
I quit... Want... I don't need...
2:35:56
Hi, Stanley.
2:35:58
Oh, hello, Ellen, you're just in time.
We gotta find us a new boy.