The Patsy
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2:56:08
That's why I'm so happy to be
popular demand back at the Copa Café.

2:56:12
And remember about my dog
always chasing cars?

2:56:14
Well, he finally caught one,
a Mustang,

2:56:16
and he buried it
in the backyard.

2:56:18
That's a gag.
2:56:20
And I'll do a lot of other gags.
2:56:22
Tomorrow night you can...
I'm gonna be Ed Sullivan.

2:56:24
I mean, on Ed Sullivan.
I mean, I'll be on his show if...

2:57:04
Sit down, kids.
2:57:05
What's up, Caryl?
2:57:11
Well, I...
2:57:14
I realise that...
2:57:18
Well, I...
2:57:20
I mean, if you stop to...
2:57:23
...consider...
2:57:24
Just what are you trying to say?
2:57:26
He's not trying.
He's telling us that we blew it

2:57:29
and it was a bad idea
to begin with.

2:57:31
I gotta figure out some way
to handle the press. I don't...

2:57:34
Look, take my advice, don't even try.
2:57:36
I, for one, am leaving for the Springs
in about 15 minutes.

2:57:39
You what?
2:57:41
You heard me, I'm leaving.
2:57:43
Well, what about Stanley?
He goes on in an hour.

2:57:45
When they see how bad
our king of comedy is,

2:57:47
they'll eat us up alive.
2:57:49
We'd be out of our minds
to hang around, get it?

2:57:51
You mean you're gonna let him
go through with that show

2:57:53
and whatever happens
afterwards, all alone?

2:57:56
Well, he has to.
2:57:58
He signed a contract, right?

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