The Patsy
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2:57:04
Sit down, kids.
2:57:05
What's up, Caryl?
2:57:11
Well, I...
2:57:14
I realise that...
2:57:18
Well, I...
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I mean, if you stop to...
2:57:23
...consider...
2:57:24
Just what are you trying to say?
2:57:26
He's not trying.
He's telling us that we blew it

2:57:29
and it was a bad idea
to begin with.

2:57:31
I gotta figure out some way
to handle the press. I don't...

2:57:34
Look, take my advice, don't even try.
2:57:36
I, for one, am leaving for the Springs
in about 15 minutes.

2:57:39
You what?
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You heard me, I'm leaving.
2:57:43
Well, what about Stanley?
He goes on in an hour.

2:57:45
When they see how bad
our king of comedy is,

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they'll eat us up alive.
2:57:49
We'd be out of our minds
to hang around, get it?

2:57:51
You mean you're gonna let him
go through with that show

2:57:53
and whatever happens
afterwards, all alone?

2:57:56
Well, he has to.
2:57:58
He signed a contract, right?
2:58:00
Because he trusted us.
2:58:03
Ellen.
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It won't be that bad.
2:58:07
He'll stumble through the Sullivan
caper like he did in that small club,

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and then he'll silently steal away.
2:58:13
And then he'll become a bellboy again.
2:58:15
- It's that simple?
- It's the only way, Ellen.

2:58:18
I did send him a letter
by messenger, explaining.

2:58:21
You sent him a letter?
Well, how nice.

2:58:23
Yes. Matter of fact,
I've got a copy of it right here.

2:58:28
You made a copy.
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Well, then, why don't you read it to me.
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I was going to.
2:58:34
"Dear Stanley,
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"sometimes what seems to be
a great idea can go so radically wrong

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"that it's best to forget it
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"before turning back
becomes impossible.

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"Unfortunately,
in the case of this plan,

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"because of your
signature on a contract,

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"you have to do The Sullivan Show.
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"The results are so obvious to all of us
that we felt it best not to be there.

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"We wish you luck

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