:04:03
Oh. This is the only paper
that I thought was necessary.
:04:07
Oh, I can't take your check
without the regular 1040 form.
:04:12
It's to be sure it's the correct amount
according to your return.
:04:15
Well, this isn't according
to any return. It's just money.
:04:18
I wanna give it to the government.
:04:20
Well, this is very irregular.
:04:22
First of all, this is the Department
of Internal Revenue and...
:04:37
Oh, I get it.
:04:39
April fool. Next!
:04:41
- No, please.
- Next!
:04:50
And... And I went to see
the head clerk...
:04:52
and then the assistant
to the Secretary ofTreasury...
:04:55
and then the Secretary ofTreasury...
:04:58
But...
:05:00
but when I insisted
on seeing the president...
:05:03
they insisted I come to see you!
:05:06
Dr. Svenson...
:05:08
do you think I'm crazy too?
:05:13
The... The name is "Steffanson"...
:05:15
Victor Steffanson...
:05:17
and, um... and we never
use that word around here.
:05:20
Now, Mrs. Benson, you just take
one of these and try to relax. Here.
:05:25
You know, Mrs...
:05:27
Aaah! Pink!
:05:29
Pink. They're pink pills!
:05:31
- My husband was pink!
I can't take a pink pill!
- Ju-Just crunch it.
:05:35
Crunch it right down.
Th-That's right. That's right.
:05:44
Uh, Mrs. Benson...
:05:48
You are obviously the victim
of some inner disturbance...
:05:51
in which, well,
for the want of a better word...
:05:54
your guilts have led you
to a state of fantasy...
:05:57
in which, um, "A,"
:05:59
you are burdened
with some fantastic wealth...