:28:05
Edgar's hard work included hitting out...
:28:07
with every modern sales device
known to man...
:28:09
- And Crawleyville
was his captive audience.
:28:12
We were millionaires overnight.
:28:14
Darling,
I've checked the hotels in Rome...
:28:17
and I have the reservations
for our vacation.
:28:19
I'm sorry, honey.
That'll have to wait till next year.
:28:21
- Next year?
- Yes, next year.
:28:23
In the meantime,
get yourself a couple of art books...
:28:25
and a box of spaghetti.
:28:27
Oh! You liar!
You cheat!
:28:31
- You deceived me!
- Deceived you?
:28:33
What, you think I got a blond tootsie
on the side or something?
:28:36
Oh! I just wish you had!
:28:38
At least then
I'd know you were relaxing!
:28:42
Ohhh.
:28:45
Oh! You don't even
have any feelings anymore.
:28:48
When we got married,
you promised for better or for worse...
:28:51
that you'd never make good,
that you'd always be nothing!
:28:54
Well, look at us! We're so rich
we never even see each other anymore.
:28:57
Edgar! You're "frittering away your life
in detail. Simplify, simplify."
:29:02
Simplify schmimmplify!
A little hard work never killed anybody.
:29:07
Edgar was bewitched like
the sorcerer's apprentice.
:29:11
- He couldn't stop.
- Get me 300,000 feet
of rust-proof chicken wire.
:29:14
What is with our order...
:29:16
on the Mother Goose
atomic disintegrator kit?
:29:18
No, make 'em think they can't live
without doorknobs that light up
in the dark. Think big!
:29:24
Our musical mop which plays
"Let Me Call You Sweetheart,
I'm in Love with You,"
:29:27
is a marketing failure.
:29:28
Get something happier
like "Star and Stripes Forever"
to guarantee musical mop-up.
:29:32
So it is just a simple equation!
:29:34
Service quotient "X" plus
condensation-atmospheric quotient "Y"...
:29:38
plus smile-and-affability quotient "X"...
:29:40
show in the last three months
a sales gain line...
:29:43
that has hop, hop, hopped
right off the lousy board!
:29:45
In short, boys,
we are becoming, by the figures...
:29:48
the big, bigger, biggest!
:29:53
Uh, "In re yours of the 23rd,
I am impatiently awaiting your order."
:29:57
Uh, "Hastily yours, Edgar Hopper."
:29:59
"There can be no delays. If you insist
on delaying, you can always be replaced.