:29:02
Simplify schmimmplify!
A little hard work never killed anybody.
:29:07
Edgar was bewitched like
the sorcerer's apprentice.
:29:11
- He couldn't stop.
- Get me 300,000 feet
of rust-proof chicken wire.
:29:14
What is with our order...
:29:16
on the Mother Goose
atomic disintegrator kit?
:29:18
No, make 'em think they can't live
without doorknobs that light up
in the dark. Think big!
:29:24
Our musical mop which plays
"Let Me Call You Sweetheart,
I'm in Love with You,"
:29:27
is a marketing failure.
:29:28
Get something happier
like "Star and Stripes Forever"
to guarantee musical mop-up.
:29:32
So it is just a simple equation!
:29:34
Service quotient "X" plus
condensation-atmospheric quotient "Y"...
:29:38
plus smile-and-affability quotient "X"...
:29:40
show in the last three months
a sales gain line...
:29:43
that has hop, hop, hopped
right off the lousy board!
:29:45
In short, boys,
we are becoming, by the figures...
:29:48
the big, bigger, biggest!
:29:53
Uh, "In re yours of the 23rd,
I am impatiently awaiting your order."
:29:57
Uh, "Hastily yours, Edgar Hopper."
:29:59
"There can be no delays. If you insist
on delaying, you can always be replaced.
:30:02
Hastily yours, Edgar Hopper."
:30:04
"Since your delivery service
has not been quick enough...
:30:06
"we are terminating
our agreement with you.
:30:08
Hastily yours, Edgar Hopper."
:30:10
"I'd like all those folders rushed out
to the entire mailing list by Monday.
:30:13
Hastily yours, Edgar Hopper."
:30:15
"Order canceled. We asked you for goods,
you gave us promises.
:30:17
Hastily yours," uh, "Edgar Hopper."
:30:19
"All the displays in all the branch stores
must be changed daily and rotated.
:30:23
Hastily yours, Edgar Hopper."
:30:25
"That is my final word on the subject.
Hastily yours, Edgar Hopper."
:30:27
"I've got to have
10,000 bedsprings at once.
:30:29
"Hostilely yours, Edgar Haper...
Heaver... " uh, "Hop... "
:30:32
Uh, uh, "Hastily yours, the hop head,"
:30:34
uh, "Hastily yours, the Boss."
:30:37
All right. I'd like that
all in triplicate right away.
:30:39
Mr. Hopper, no one can work like this.
The pace, it's too fast.
:30:41
W- We're not machines.
We're human beings.
:30:44
There is no place here
for anyone who cannot keep up
with the pace of modern living.
:30:48
You are fired.