What a Way to Go!
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1:34:36
Yes. Yes, it is! Pinky Benson.
1:34:39
He's arriving in his famous,
all-pink Rolls-Royce.

1:34:43
Oh, I've never seen anything like this.
1:34:45
I've covered the biggest
of all premieres: Ben-Hur, Cleopatra.

1:34:49
But this, Flaming Lips...
this is the biggest of them all.

1:34:52
All the greats in show business
are here tonight...

1:34:55
the great
and the near-great...

1:34:57
and all the little people...
1:35:00
Awaiting the premiere
of Flaming Lips.

1:35:03
Mrs. Pinky Benson seems to be wearing
a pink... all-pink chinchilla coat.

1:35:09
Now he's introducing
Mrs. Pinky Benson to the crowd.

1:35:12
Oh, this is fabulous.
1:35:20
The crowd is roaring so much. I hope
you can hear me, ladies and gentlemen.

1:35:24
I have never seen
a premiere like this.

1:35:26
And now they're going
into the theater, as Pinky Benson...

1:35:28
Tonight, in Flaming Lips,
Pinky Benson proved...

1:35:30
that a comedy
can run five and a half hours.

1:35:34
Earlier today, Pinky told us his next film
will run seven and a half hours.

1:35:38
- Listen to that applause!
- Oh, Pinky, baby, you were right.

1:35:40
- This is a gas!
- This is the greatest thing
you've ever done.

1:35:43
I don't ever want to direct
another actor for the rest of my life.

1:35:45
Thank you, pal. Let's get rid of that creep.
I'll direct the next one myself.

1:35:49
This picture is a cinch to do 50 million
at the box office.

1:35:52
- Yeah. Too bad I only get half of that.
- Yeah.

1:35:54
And the studio wants you to co-star
with Frank, Marlon and Cary...

1:35:57
- in a remake of The Four Horsemen.
- Well!

1:35:59
- Why should I carry those deadweights?
I'll play all four.
- We want Pinky!


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