1:35:00
Awaiting the premiere
of Flaming Lips.
1:35:03
Mrs. Pinky Benson seems to be wearing
a pink... all-pink chinchilla coat.
1:35:09
Now he's introducing
Mrs. Pinky Benson to the crowd.
1:35:12
Oh, this is fabulous.
1:35:20
The crowd is roaring so much. I hope
you can hear me, ladies and gentlemen.
1:35:24
I have never seen
a premiere like this.
1:35:26
And now they're going
into the theater, as Pinky Benson...
1:35:28
Tonight, in Flaming Lips,
Pinky Benson proved...
1:35:30
that a comedy
can run five and a half hours.
1:35:34
Earlier today, Pinky told us his next film
will run seven and a half hours.
1:35:38
- Listen to that applause!
- Oh, Pinky, baby, you were right.
1:35:40
- This is a gas!
- This is the greatest thing
you've ever done.
1:35:43
I don't ever want to direct
another actor for the rest of my life.
1:35:45
Thank you, pal. Let's get rid of that creep.
I'll direct the next one myself.
1:35:49
This picture is a cinch to do 50 million
at the box office.
1:35:52
- Yeah. Too bad I only get half of that.
- Yeah.
1:35:54
And the studio wants you to co-star
with Frank, Marlon and Cary...
1:35:57
- in a remake of The Four Horsemen.
- Well!
1:35:59
- Why should I carry those deadweights?
I'll play all four.
- We want Pinky!
1:36:03
- And he can do it too.
- Let's get out of here. The mob is coming.
1:36:06
- Break it up. Break it up.
Everybody outta the way.
- We want Pinky! We want Pinky!
1:36:10
Mr. Benson, you was divine!
1:36:13
- Just divine!
- And now, coming to our cameras,
the co-star of Flaming Lips...
1:36:18
Miss Linda Putty...
another Pinky Benson discovery.
1:36:21
Making new discoveries
is the basis of our industry.
1:36:25
And now,
coming to our microphone...
1:36:27
here she is, Mrs. Pinky Benson.
1:36:32
My wife has always been my inspiration.
1:36:35
Pinky, we'll never get out
the front way.
1:36:37
- Why don't you just slip out
the side way, darling?
- Yes. I guess so. But I...
1:36:40
I hate to do this to them.
1:36:42
After all, I'm what they came to see.
1:36:45
- Yeah. We know. Come on. This way.
- Let's go, Pinky. That's all.
1:36:48
We want Pinky! We want Pinky!
1:36:51
- The little people.
I love 'em. Love 'em.