How to Murder Your Wife
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:12:43
Come in, Charles.
:12:46
Pardon me, sir.
:12:49
Mr. Lampson did indeed telephone.
:12:53
The Port Authority is livid.
:12:55
The freighter people are furious
and Mr. Lampson himself is terribly upset.

:12:59
Of course he is. He's a lawyer.
He's paid to be upset.

:13:02
At any rate, voilà!
In one dazzling burst of brilliance...

:13:05
...Bash Brannigan has successfully
concluded The Case of the Fabergé Navel.

:13:13
Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant!
:13:17
I especially care for the ''splunk.''
:13:21
-What is to be our next caper, sir?
-I’ve got it practically all worked out.

:13:25
it’s the story of a man who gets murdered...
:13:28
...while staring at the top of
the Empire State Building.

:13:32
I think I’ll call it The Skyscraper Gaper Caper.
:13:36
Sounds really exciting, sir.
:13:39
But you'll have to shoot most of it
from a helicopter.

:13:41
And it will involve closing off 5th Avenue
from 34th to 59th street.

:13:46
Wouldn't it be great if we could find a way...
:13:48
...to blow up one of those glass office buildings?
:13:51
Tinkle, tinkle.
:13:55
What's the matter? You don't like it?
:13:57
I love it, sir!
:13:58
But I was thinking of Mr. Lampson.

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