:26:04
You're awake. Now, that's fine, good.
:26:08
Look, before anything else happens...
:26:12
...we have to have a little talk.
:26:15
A serious talk.
:26:17
A very serious talk.
:26:21
First of all, I would like to apologize for
last night. Obviously, a mistake has been made.
:26:26
On my part. itÂ’s nothing that can't be rectified.
:26:29
It certainly can be rectified,
if we'll all just keep our heads.
:26:35
Let's...
:26:37
...begin by very calmly discussing the facts.
:26:40
Last night, at old Tobey's bachelor dinner...
:26:45
...you came out of a cake. That's quite natural.
:26:48
Young ladies frequently come out of cakes
at bachelor dinners.
:26:52
So far, so good.
:26:53
You and I were attracted to each other.
That's also perfectly natural.
:26:57
We happen to be two extremely attractive people.
:27:00
At any rate, I followed you back
to your dressing room...
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...and, on some insane impulse,
I asked you to marry me.
:27:09
I was intoxicated, that's quite obvious.
:27:12
Apparently, you accepted...
:27:13
...at which point, we went back
to the dining room to announce our betrothal.
:27:18
Which was greeted with some enthusiasm
by my friends.
:27:22
Right away, the mayor gets on the phone.
:27:24
He wakes up the license clerk,
and waives the blood tests....
:27:28
Before I knew it, there's Judge Blackstone...
:27:30
...two guys holdin' him up,
''now pronouncing you man and wife.''
:27:35
Anyway, that's where things stand,
my dear, at the moment.
:27:39
As I say, it's nothing
that can't be rectified, quite simply.
:27:43
You'll get a handsome settlement.
I happen to be very well off.
:27:48
Six weeks in Las Vegas.
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All there is to it.