How to Murder Your Wife
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At any rate, I followed you back
to your dressing room...

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...and, on some insane impulse,
I asked you to marry me.

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I was intoxicated, that's quite obvious.
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Apparently, you accepted...
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...at which point, we went back
to the dining room to announce our betrothal.

:27:18
Which was greeted with some enthusiasm
by my friends.

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Right away, the mayor gets on the phone.
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He wakes up the license clerk,
and waives the blood tests....

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Before I knew it, there's Judge Blackstone...
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...two guys holdin' him up,
''now pronouncing you man and wife.''

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Anyway, that's where things stand,
my dear, at the moment.

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As I say, it's nothing
that can't be rectified, quite simply.

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You'll get a handsome settlement.
I happen to be very well off.

:27:48
Six weeks in Las Vegas.
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All there is to it.
:28:26
By God, you're Italian!
:28:31
Vous ne parlez.... You don't....
:28:34
No speak the English?
:28:43
Italian.
:28:45
Yes!
:28:48
Oh, my God. Excuse me, I’ll be right back.
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You get dressed.
:28:56
Me go talk butler.

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