How to Murder Your Wife
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Married?
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Not now.
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There's lots to do.
Gotta go to the lawyer's office. Come on.

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Work out a separation agreement,
get you a lawyer in Las Vegas...

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...hotel reservations or maybe a little apartment.
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Good morning, Mr. Ford! Congratulations!
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And buongiorno, Mrs. Ford.
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Mrs. Lampson will be here
from the country club any minute.

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Mr. Lampson. They're here.
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I want to see the little lady
that finally nailed old Stan.

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You don't mind if I kiss the bride, do you?
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Congratulations, Mrs. Ford.
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My God, you're right! She is Italian.
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You mean that she doesn't speak...
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...A-N-Y E-N-G-I-I-S-H?
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Not one word!
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Not a word? You lucky devil!
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Harold, will you please!
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Now, we've got one million things to do.
Get her an airplane ticket.

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-You've got to make out a new will.
-Then get her a lawyer in Las Vegas.

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You've got to get your physical.
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-My what?
-Your physical.

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I’m gonna have a doctor come here
and check you out right here in the office.

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it’ll only take a moment.
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What the hell are you talking about?
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I am talking to you about insurance.
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insurance, Stan.
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That'll be enough, thank you. You may go now.
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You're a married man now, with responsibilities.
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-What if you were to get hit by a truck?
-Not gonna get hit by a truck!

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The point is this.
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No matter what happens to you...
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...you are going to want to know that Mrs. Ford...
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Mrs. Ford.
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I love the way that sounds.

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