How to Murder Your Wife
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...A-N-Y E-N-G-I-I-S-H?
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Not one word!
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Not a word? You lucky devil!
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Harold, will you please!
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Now, we've got one million things to do.
Get her an airplane ticket.

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-You've got to make out a new will.
-Then get her a lawyer in Las Vegas.

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You've got to get your physical.
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-My what?
-Your physical.

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I’m gonna have a doctor come here
and check you out right here in the office.

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it’ll only take a moment.
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What the hell are you talking about?
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I am talking to you about insurance.
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insurance, Stan.
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That'll be enough, thank you. You may go now.
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You're a married man now, with responsibilities.
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-What if you were to get hit by a truck?
-Not gonna get hit by a truck!

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The point is this.
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No matter what happens to you...
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...you are going to want to know that Mrs. Ford...
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Mrs. Ford.
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I love the way that sounds.
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...is being cared for.
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All I want to know is that Mrs. Ford...
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...is on an airplane to Las Vegas this afternoon!
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-That's all that I want to....
-Stanley! Caro.

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No, please. Will you, please?
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An affectionate little thing you've got there, lad.
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Look at them! Aren't they adorable together?
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Never thought I’d live to see the day, but Edna...
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...this is Stan's wife.
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Italian.
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Doesn't speak a W-O-R-D of English.
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This my wife...
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...but she speak mucho good Italian.
Go Berlitz. Take lessons.

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Learn Italian. $300 worth.
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$300 is many lira.
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Shut up, Harold.
You sound like a feeble-minded Indian.

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it’s very simple. I want an annulment.
I do not like being married.

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How do you know you don't like it
if you haven't tried it?


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