How to Murder Your Wife
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I tried it.
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lf you've tried it,
then it's too late to get an annulment.

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Your wife has the cutest sense of humor.
You know what she just said?

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She said she met you last night
when she came out of a cake.

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That's right, she did!
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Sue her for divorce!
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How?
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Reason with her.
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-How?
-You do sound like a feeble-minded Indian.

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Ask her what she was doing
coming out of that cake.

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What did she say?
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What'd she say?
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She said that was the only job she could get...
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...because all her clothes were stolen.
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-The good doctor.
-Harold.

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You know Dr. Bentley here.
He's here to give you your physical.

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One minute. Let me get this straight.
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Who stole her.... Who stole your clothes?
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Miss Lapland.
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What'd she say?
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That her clothes were stolen by Miss Lapland,
whoever that is.

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Stanley, if you'll just slip off your jacket,
start walking up and down these steps.

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Forty times each way
should be enough for a man your age.

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What is your age, anyway?
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How old do you have to be to get a divorce?
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Walk down, Stanley--
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I’m not interested in his insurance.
I’m getting a divorce!

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-Divorce?
-Yes!

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Divorce? No. In Italia no divorce.
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Will you please cut it out? Come on.
Ask her where did all this happen?

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Where?
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What did she say?
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''Miss Galaxy contest.''
I think that's what she said.

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Miss Galaxy contest?

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