How to Murder Your Wife
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That her clothes were stolen by Miss Lapland,
whoever that is.

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Stanley, if you'll just slip off your jacket,
start walking up and down these steps.

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Forty times each way
should be enough for a man your age.

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What is your age, anyway?
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How old do you have to be to get a divorce?
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Walk down, Stanley--
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I’m not interested in his insurance.
I’m getting a divorce!

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-Divorce?
-Yes!

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Divorce? No. In Italia no divorce.
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Will you please cut it out? Come on.
Ask her where did all this happen?

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Where?
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What did she say?
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''Miss Galaxy contest.''
I think that's what she said.

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Miss Galaxy contest?
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What did she say?
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She said, she would've won the contest
except for one thing.

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That was the talent part.
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And her talent was cooking. She made a....
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Lasagna soufflé.
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Lasagna soufflé.
My God, I’ve got to go back to Berlitz.

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When she bent down
to take the soufflé out of the oven...

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...all the men in the audience
started jumping, you know.


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