How to Murder Your Wife
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And yelling and screaming and....
Down went the soufflé!

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Bravo! Bravissimo!
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I’ll have to ask you a few questions now.
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I suppose you've had all the children's diseases?
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No, and I haven't been hit by a truck yet either.
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How about the measles, mumps,
chickenpox, whooping cough?

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Yes.
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Roll up your left sleeve, please.
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Why can't you get me a divorce? You can't?
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Other clients get divorces from their lawyers!
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Other clients give their attorneys
grounds to work on that get the divorce.

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Think about that a little bit, lad.
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Ever have dizziness, fainting spells,
headaches, asthma?

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No.
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-What grounds?
-Grounds like...

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...adultery, mental cruelty, desertion, insanity.
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How would you evaluate
your drinking habits? None at all?

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Occasional social cocktail? Heavily? To excess?
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Just once.
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Just one. You're gonna need one now, boy!
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Melancholia? Backaches?
Liver, kidney or intestinal ailments?

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Crying spells?
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Poor creature. You know what she just told me?
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All she has left is what she's wearing,
a bathing suit and a raincoat.

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I’m going to borrow your darling wife
for the next few hours...

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...and we're going to buy her everything
from lingerie to a mink coat.

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I can't get a reading under these conditions!
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isn’t that darling? You know what she said?
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She said she has a coat
and she doesn't wear underwear.

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Come with me, I’ll take care of everything.

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