How to Murder Your Wife
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1:05:00
You'll get, ''I’m very sorry...
1:05:03
''...but Mr. Ford
cannot be reached at the moment.

1:05:06
''He's in the gymnasium.''
1:05:08
Gymnasium.
1:05:10
He's probably off handholding
with some movie starlet.

1:05:13
I think maybe I call him.
1:05:16
I think maybe I call him right now.
1:05:19
Good luck.
1:05:20
Thank you.
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Goodbye.
1:05:38
Hello?
1:05:39
Mr. Stanley Ford, please.
1:05:40
I’m sorry, I can't reach Mr. Ford
just at the moment.

1:05:44
He's in the gymnasium.
1:05:46
Thank you very much.
1:05:50
I’ll admit it, Stan.
1:05:51
At first, down at the shop,
we all thought you were crazy.

1:05:54
Marry Bash Brannigan off?
It just didn't seem right.

1:05:57
-It wasn't. That's the whole idea.
-But, Stan-boy, I was wrong!

1:06:01
We were all wrong.
1:06:02
Sure, America has taken
the Brannigans to its heart.

1:06:04
For the first time, women are reading the strip.
1:06:07
Why, my wife just loves it now.
1:06:08
This morning, when he spilled the soup?
1:06:10
She says it reminds her of me.
1:06:12
Anyway, Stan-boy, the thing is,
we were all wrong.

1:06:15
No, you weren't all wrong.
It was a mistake, a tragic mistake.

1:06:19
-That's why I called the meeting.
-I still don't understand.

1:06:23
Why did we have to have the meeting here?
1:06:26
Edna must've called me
at least 15 times at the office by now.

1:06:30
You see, Edna doesn't like it
when I’m someplace...

1:06:32
...where she can't reach me by phone.
1:06:35
That's the beautiful part about the club.
They can't reach us here.

1:06:39
it’s the one place left that's safe.
1:06:43
Thank you.
1:06:46
Just a moment.
1:06:48
I’m sorry, but no ladies allowed inside the club.
1:06:52
Well, thank you.

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