How to Murder Your Wife
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1:06:01
We were all wrong.
1:06:02
Sure, America has taken
the Brannigans to its heart.

1:06:04
For the first time, women are reading the strip.
1:06:07
Why, my wife just loves it now.
1:06:08
This morning, when he spilled the soup?
1:06:10
She says it reminds her of me.
1:06:12
Anyway, Stan-boy, the thing is,
we were all wrong.

1:06:15
No, you weren't all wrong.
It was a mistake, a tragic mistake.

1:06:19
-That's why I called the meeting.
-I still don't understand.

1:06:23
Why did we have to have the meeting here?
1:06:26
Edna must've called me
at least 15 times at the office by now.

1:06:30
You see, Edna doesn't like it
when I’m someplace...

1:06:32
...where she can't reach me by phone.
1:06:35
That's the beautiful part about the club.
They can't reach us here.

1:06:39
it’s the one place left that's safe.
1:06:43
Thank you.
1:06:46
Just a moment.
1:06:48
I’m sorry, but no ladies allowed inside the club.
1:06:52
Well, thank you.
1:07:01
I’m sorry, I can't reach Mr. Edwards just now.
1:07:04
He's in the gymnasium.
1:07:10
And, Stan, the big thing to remember now is...
1:07:12
...the Brannigans are a natural for TV.
1:07:15
Sure, all we need is some beautiful,
intelligent girl to play the wife.

1:07:18
And some drooling,
feeble-minded idiot to play Bash.

1:07:21
You've got yourself
a built-in audience of 80 million.

1:07:23
And not only that, but merchandise.
1:07:27
I think they've come up with
some sensational tie-ins.

1:07:31
Get this.
1:07:32
Official Bash Brannigan...
1:07:35
...his-and-hers matching cooking aprons.
1:07:39
''The family that sautés together, stays together.''
1:07:43
I think that's the slogan.
1:07:49
Good morning.
1:07:56
Good morning.
1:07:58
Stay, stay!

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