How to Murder Your Wife
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1:30:43
it’s perfectly clear what happened.
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She saw the drawings of the murder...
1:30:48
...and in a typically idiotic female way...
1:30:50
...she took it as some kind
of personal insult or something, I don't know.

1:30:54
Anyway, to make....
1:30:56
lf we're pacing, let's work out a traffic pattern.
1:30:58
You go this way, I’ll go that way, all right?
1:31:01
Anyway, she just picked up her raincoat
and her bathing suit...

1:31:04
...and our dog and she left!
1:31:06
Look, I’m sure that's exactly the way it happened.
1:31:09
But there is an awful lot of evidence,
circumstantial I’ll admit...

1:31:15
...a lot of evidence, lad.
1:31:17
You can't try anybody for murder
unless you produce a body!

1:31:21
Normally, that would be true, but in this case....
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You see, you and I and Edna...
1:31:30
...and the police...
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...and 80 million readers of 463 newspapers...
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...from Maine to Honolulu, know it.
1:31:38
Even my kids all know that you murdered her...
1:31:40
...and buried her in the goop
from the gloppitta-gloppitta machine!

1:31:45
What I mean is...
1:31:47
...I’m going to be doing my very best for you.
1:31:52
But it's only fair to warn you that...
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...it doesn't look good.
1:31:59
It does not look good.

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