How to Murder Your Wife
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Anyway, she just picked up her raincoat
and her bathing suit...

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...and our dog and she left!
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Look, I’m sure that's exactly the way it happened.
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But there is an awful lot of evidence,
circumstantial I’ll admit...

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...a lot of evidence, lad.
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You can't try anybody for murder
unless you produce a body!

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Normally, that would be true, but in this case....
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You see, you and I and Edna...
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...and the police...
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...and 80 million readers of 463 newspapers...
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...from Maine to Honolulu, know it.
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Even my kids all know that you murdered her...
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...and buried her in the goop
from the gloppitta-gloppitta machine!

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What I mean is...
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...I’m going to be doing my very best for you.
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But it's only fair to warn you that...
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...it doesn't look good.
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It does not look good.
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Murdered his wife...
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...fiendishly and in cold blood.
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But even beyond this...
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...I ask you to consider the arrogance of the man.
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Not content with his crime,
he then proceeded to publish...

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...in 463 newspapers...
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...from Bangor, Maine, to Honolulu...
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...each shocking detail of his murder plan.
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It doesn't look good.
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He regretted his marriage
from the very beginning...

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...and made every effort to worm his way out of it.
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I object, Your Honor!
1:32:58
Harold, how many times have I told you
not to interrupt me when I’m talking?


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