How to Murder Your Wife
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Murdered his wife...
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...fiendishly and in cold blood.
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But even beyond this...
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...I ask you to consider the arrogance of the man.
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Not content with his crime,
he then proceeded to publish...

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...in 463 newspapers...
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...from Bangor, Maine, to Honolulu...
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...each shocking detail of his murder plan.
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It doesn't look good.
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He regretted his marriage
from the very beginning...

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...and made every effort to worm his way out of it.
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I object, Your Honor!
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Harold, how many times have I told you
not to interrupt me when I’m talking?

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But, dear, you said you--
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Shut up! You know he killed her!
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But, dear!
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And let me tell you something else,
Harold Lampson.

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lf you go on defending known murderers,
you're going to wake up one morning...

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...and find yourself disbarred!
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And it is your opinion that this drug....
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''Alka-dexa-benza-thera-pota-zallimine,''
as your doctor calls it.

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In this case, of course,
as I don't happen to be your doctor...

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...you can just call them ''goof balls.''
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Thank you.
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Anyway, Doctor,
it is your opinion that these ''goof balls...''

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...can, under certain conditions,
be extremely dangerous?

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Only if taken in conjunction with alcohol.
Otherwise, harmless, absolutely harmless.

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You get a little high, you have a few laughs...
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...an occasional burst into song--
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Would you be good enough
to describe the effect of these things...

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...when taken with alcohol?
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Certainly.

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