How to Murder Your Wife
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But, dear, you said you--
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Shut up! You know he killed her!
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But, dear!
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And let me tell you something else,
Harold Lampson.

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lf you go on defending known murderers,
you're going to wake up one morning...

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...and find yourself disbarred!
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And it is your opinion that this drug....
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''Alka-dexa-benza-thera-pota-zallimine,''
as your doctor calls it.

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In this case, of course,
as I don't happen to be your doctor...

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...you can just call them ''goof balls.''
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Thank you.
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Anyway, Doctor,
it is your opinion that these ''goof balls...''

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...can, under certain conditions,
be extremely dangerous?

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Only if taken in conjunction with alcohol.
Otherwise, harmless, absolutely harmless.

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You get a little high, you have a few laughs...
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...an occasional burst into song--
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Would you be good enough
to describe the effect of these things...

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...when taken with alcohol?
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Certainly.
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Right up the wall.
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Then...
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...right down again.
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And you contend, Mr. Burbank...
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...that Mr. Ford was simply conducting a dry run?
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Merely testing a murder plan for his comic strip?
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Precisely, sir!
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You see, Mr. Ford would never ask
Bash Brannigan...

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...to do anything
that he hadn't already done himself.

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including murder his wife?
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Well....
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Has it occurred to you, Mr. Burbank...
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...that Mr. Ford perhaps wanted you to think
it was only a dry run?

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The night was dark, was it not?
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Yes, sir, but you--

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