1:43:01
...if you'd had the common sense
not to marry Josephine...
1:43:05
...or Hilda or Mary or Peggy or Rochelle.
1:43:09
Or Edna?
1:43:13
Think what you could be doing
with all that money right now.
1:43:16
Yeah.
1:43:18
Could have a little Chris-Craft maybe.
1:43:21
Get rid of that broken-down,
money-pit of a house in Scarsdale.
1:43:26
itÂ’s very easy, Harold.
All you've got to do is poke the button.
1:43:33
-Could I grow a mustache?
-Of course.
1:43:36
-Put wax on the ends?
-Who could stop you?
1:43:40
-I used to wear one before I was married.
-I remember. You cut quite a dashing figure.
1:43:45
-You really think so?
-Absolutely. Push the button.
1:43:48
It was always a little sparse on the left side.
1:43:53
A good barber could trim it
so you'd never notice.
1:43:55
Why don't you push the button?
1:43:57
I never could afford a really good barber then.
1:44:00
But you could now.
1:44:04
But I could now.
1:44:05
When's the last time
you started thinking about girls?
1:44:11
-Girls?
-Think of a whole world full of girls.
1:44:14
Just think on that, a world pulsating with girls.
1:44:18
Models?
1:44:21
-Actresses?
-You know it.
1:44:24
My insurance man's new secretary....
1:44:28
Tall girls, thin girls, small girls, round girls....
1:44:34
Pinup girls.
1:44:35
They don't pin up anymore, they fold out,
but you're getting the idea.
1:44:39
instead of that broken-down
money pit of a house in Scarsdale...
1:44:42
...you get a townhouse all to yourself.
1:44:45
-With a butler?
-Push the button.
1:44:48
-Like Charles?
-Push the button.
1:44:51
To have the martini glasses chilling
when I come home?
1:44:55
That's right, exactly.
1:44:57
Come with me.
All you have to do is push the button.
1:44:59
Push, and she disappears.