1:42:01
...sends my shirts to the laundry....
1:42:04
You're making another basic,
common, masculine mistake...
1:42:08
-...confusing love and laundry.
-Love and--
1:42:10
Let me tell you something.
For years now, a very nice gentleman...
1:42:13
...who operates,
for reasons Ill never understand...
1:42:16
...as ''Madame Renée,''
has picked up my shirts every Monday...
1:42:19
...and returned them,
beautifully done, on Thursday.
1:42:21
And not once, in all those years,
have I felt the slightest urge to marry him.
1:42:27
How much money do you make?
1:42:31
Between $70,000 and $80,000 a year.
1:42:33
How much of that $70,000 or $80,000
do you get to spend on yourself?
1:42:37
On that, you know, of course,
with Edna and the kids...
1:42:42
...and the payments on the house in Scarsdale....
1:42:44
And then of course...
1:42:46
...I do carry a lot of life insurance.
1:42:50
Yeah, I understand.
1:42:51
Now, stop for one moment...
1:42:53
...and think what life could be like right now, if....
1:42:56
Men of the jury, this concerns you, too.
1:42:58
Stop and think what your life
could be like right now...
1:43:01
...if you'd had the common sense
not to marry Josephine...
1:43:05
...or Hilda or Mary or Peggy or Rochelle.
1:43:09
Or Edna?
1:43:13
Think what you could be doing
with all that money right now.
1:43:16
Yeah.
1:43:18
Could have a little Chris-Craft maybe.
1:43:21
Get rid of that broken-down,
money-pit of a house in Scarsdale.
1:43:26
its very easy, Harold.
All you've got to do is poke the button.
1:43:33
-Could I grow a mustache?
-Of course.
1:43:36
-Put wax on the ends?
-Who could stop you?
1:43:40
-I used to wear one before I was married.
-I remember. You cut quite a dashing figure.
1:43:45
-You really think so?
-Absolutely. Push the button.
1:43:48
It was always a little sparse on the left side.
1:43:53
A good barber could trim it
so you'd never notice.
1:43:55
Why don't you push the button?
1:43:57
I never could afford a really good barber then.