How to Murder Your Wife
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I don't believe it! You don't look over 40.
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You wouldn't look over 40
if you lost weight, sat up straight.

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There you are.
Here you are, in the prime of life...

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...a handsome man, successful in business...
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...adored by one and all.
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In fact, it could be said
that you had it made, except for one thing.

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-I’m a lousy lawyer?
-No, you're married.

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Yeah, but being married is the normal way to live!
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-isn’t it?
-Who says so?

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Edna.
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I think you've been brainwashed!
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You're missing a very important point!
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Marriage is not a basic fact of nature!
it’s an invention!

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it’s like the infield fly rule.
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It exists only because the women say so...
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...and like idiots, we just go following right along.
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No, Stan.
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I don't know what I would do without Edna.
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She....
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She plans the meals...
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...sends my shirts to the laundry....
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You're making another basic,
common, masculine mistake...

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-...confusing love and laundry.
-Love and--

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Let me tell you something.
For years now, a very nice gentleman...

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...who operates,
for reasons I’ll never understand...

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...as ''Madame Renée,''
has picked up my shirts every Monday...

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...and returned them,
beautifully done, on Thursday.

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And not once, in all those years,
have I felt the slightest urge to marry him.

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How much money do you make?
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Between $70,000 and $80,000 a year.
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How much of that $70,000 or $80,000
do you get to spend on yourself?

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On that, you know, of course,
with Edna and the kids...

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...and the payments on the house in Scarsdale....
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And then of course...
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...I do carry a lot of life insurance.
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Yeah, I understand.
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Now, stop for one moment...
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...and think what life could be like right now, if....
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Men of the jury, this concerns you, too.
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Stop and think what your life
could be like right now...


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