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A button?
1:40:02
A button.
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All right, it's a button.
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Let's further assume
that if you were to push that button...
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...your wife, Edna, to whom
you've been married for 11 wonderful years...
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...would suddenly and magically disappear.
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-Disappear?
-Yes, as in vanish.
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Not be here.
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No longer exist.
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I object!
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Overruled!
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That's right, overruled!
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And will you please shut up?
This is beginning to get interesting.
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Thank you, Your Honor.
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Let me add two important things.
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Her disappearance
would be completely harmless.
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But what's more important,
no one, repeat, no one...
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...would ever know
that it was you who pushed that button.
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-No one would ever know?
-No one would ever know.
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-No one would ever know?
-No one would ever know.
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How old are you?
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52.
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I don't believe it! You don't look over 40.
1:41:05
You wouldn't look over 40
if you lost weight, sat up straight.
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There you are.
Here you are, in the prime of life...
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...a handsome man, successful in business...
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...adored by one and all.
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In fact, it could be said
that you had it made, except for one thing.
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-Im a lousy lawyer?
-No, you're married.
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Yeah, but being married is the normal way to live!
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-isnt it?
-Who says so?
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Edna.
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I think you've been brainwashed!
1:41:35
You're missing a very important point!
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Marriage is not a basic fact of nature!
its an invention!
1:41:42
its like the infield fly rule.
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It exists only because the women say so...
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...and like idiots, we just go following right along.
1:41:48
No, Stan.
1:41:50
I don't know what I would do without Edna.
1:41:54
She....
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She plans the meals...