How to Murder Your Wife
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Yes, I suppose so.
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Stan, look, you're doing this all wrong.
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-You have two lovely children?
-Yes.

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A house in Scarsdale,
a late-model station wagon, a Great Dane, right?

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Yes, that's right.
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Therefore, I submit
that the witness is eminently qualified.

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Now, I’m going to ask you a question.
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I want you to think it over very carefully...
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...and then answer me
as honestly as you possibly can, okay?

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Yeah.
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-Do you believe in marriage?
-What?

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Do you believe in marriage as an institution?
Do you believe in it?

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Hell, yes, sure, of course I believe in it!
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What kind of a question is that anyway?
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From where I sit, which you said
may well be an electric chair...

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...it's rather a central one, I’d say.
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However, let me put it to you
a slightly different way.

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Let us assume for a moment...
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...that this dot I have just drawn is a button.
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A button?
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A button.
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All right, it's a button.
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Let's further assume
that if you were to push that button...

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...your wife, Edna, to whom
you've been married for 11 wonderful years...

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...would suddenly and magically disappear.
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-Disappear?
-Yes, as in vanish.

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Not be here.
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No longer exist.
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I object!
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Overruled!
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That's right, overruled!
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And will you please shut up?
This is beginning to get interesting.

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Thank you, Your Honor.
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Let me add two important things.
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Her disappearance
would be completely harmless.

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But what's more important,
no one, repeat, no one...

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...would ever know
that it was you who pushed that button.

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-No one would ever know?
-No one would ever know.

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-No one would ever know?
-No one would ever know.

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How old are you?

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