How to Murder Your Wife
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1:38:02
Raise your right hand, please.
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Do you swear to tell the whole truth
and nothing but, so help you God?

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-I do.
-Be seated.

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State your full name, please.
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-Harold Lampson.
-Are you married, Harold?

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You know damn well that I’ve been....
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Yes.
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-How many years you been married?
-Let's see.

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Hal Jr. is 10.
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We were living on West 11th Street at the time.
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So that would make it in the neighborhood of--
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Eleven years, you idiot!
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Eleven glorious, wonderful years.
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That's right.
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Eleven glorious, wonderful years.
1:38:49
Your Honor, I fail to see what--
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I’m merely trying to establish
the witness's qualifications.

1:38:54
As what?
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As a typical example of a happily married,
American male.

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That's what you are, isn't it?
A happily married, American male?

1:39:01
Yes, I suppose so.
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Stan, look, you're doing this all wrong.
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-You have two lovely children?
-Yes.

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A house in Scarsdale,
a late-model station wagon, a Great Dane, right?

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Yes, that's right.
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Therefore, I submit
that the witness is eminently qualified.

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Now, I’m going to ask you a question.
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I want you to think it over very carefully...
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...and then answer me
as honestly as you possibly can, okay?

1:39:26
Yeah.
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-Do you believe in marriage?
-What?

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Do you believe in marriage as an institution?
Do you believe in it?

1:39:35
Hell, yes, sure, of course I believe in it!
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What kind of a question is that anyway?
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From where I sit, which you said
may well be an electric chair...

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...it's rather a central one, I’d say.
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However, let me put it to you
a slightly different way.

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Let us assume for a moment...
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...that this dot I have just drawn is a button.

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