The Ghost in the Invisible Bikini
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:06:02
You're hardly cold. One week.
:06:04
One week!
:06:06
Then tomorrow,
the reading of my will takes place.

:06:10
And if I know Reggie Ripper, my attorney,
he'll try to keep all the money for himself.

:06:15
What you have to do is to see
that my rightful heirs get the money.

:06:19
That will be my good deed.
:06:21
Are you sure they'll make me young again...
:06:24
up there?
:06:26
- They never go back on their promise.
- Good.

:06:29
The first thing for you to do is
to try to get into my house.

:06:33
But how will we keep in touch
with each other?

:06:36
We should have a walkie-talkie.
:06:38
I have something better.
Remember the old crystal ball shtick?

:06:41
It never worked.
:06:44
Try it now.
:06:48
Not bad.
:06:52
First of my heirs...
:06:54
Chuck Phillips,
not very bright, but a nice boy.

:06:59
Heir number two, Lili Morton.
:07:03
Not very bright, either,
but a beautiful figure...

:07:06
so I've been told.
:07:08
And heir number three, Myrtle Forbush.
:07:12
What can I say about her in front of you?
:07:17
Reggie Ripper, my wicked attorney...
:07:19
and his vile sidekick, J. Sinister Hulk.
:07:22
Really, my dear chap,
when you threw in with me...

:07:25
I told you there might be risks involved.
:07:26
I know, I know, and I'm game, but listen.
:07:29
- Is this joint really haunted, like they say?
- Certainly not! Don't be ridiculous!

:07:33
Hulk, there's a million dollars involved
in this estate, plus the house...

:07:37
and your job is to take care
of the other heirs. Follow me?

:07:41
I'm way ahead of you.
:07:42
The job will be done very neat and tidy,
or my name ain't J. Sinister Hulk.

:07:47
My associates are on their way now.
:07:48
I hope they get here soon.
My guests are due any minute.

:07:52
They will.
:07:53
This is the greatest bunch of cutthroats
I ever had the pleasure of working with.

:07:57
Once they eliminate the other heirs,
the fortune will be all mine.


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