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Wow
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What we need in the world today
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Is a guide for the married man
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Some simple thing that in every way
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Would provide for the harried man
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Help him not to worry
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Assist him to relax
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Help him slow his heart rate
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And spare him cardiacs
Yeah, yeah, yeah
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Such a guide would in many ways
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Turn the tide for the married man
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Enable husbands to fill their days
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As only the married can
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Every man would praise it
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It's such a splendid plan
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Someday soon we shall point with pride
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To the guide
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For the married man
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By the side of the married man
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'Tis the lady who shares his life
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You help the bride of the married man
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By removing the husband's strife
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Every wife who's truthful
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Who treasures married bliss
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Must keep her husband youthful
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What better way than this
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Each and every device we know
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Should be tried by the married man