:04:02
It's such a splendid plan
:04:05
Someday soon we shall point with pride
:04:08
To the guide
:04:11
For the married man
:04:29
By the side of the married man
:04:32
'Tis the lady who shares his life
:04:35
You help the bride of the married man
:04:38
By removing the husband's strife
:04:42
Every wife who's truthful
:04:45
Who treasures married bliss
:04:49
Must keep her husband youthful
:04:52
What better way than this
:04:55
Each and every device we know
:04:58
Should be tried by the married man
:05:02
And who can question the debt he'll owe
:05:05
To the guide for the married man
:05:08
It will list things universal
:05:12
From Pittsburgh to Japan
:05:15
And every man can be satisfied
:05:18
By the guide
:05:21
For the married man
:05:23
The married man, the married man
:05:40
- Hi, Mr. Manning!
- Hiya, Charlie baby.
:05:42
- Go get Debbie. Tell 'em we're waiting.
- Okay.
:05:44
And hurry back out.
Hiya, Paul.
:05:47
- Hi, Ed. Nice morning, isn't it?
- Beautiful.
:05:51
- How's Ruth?
- Fine. Harriet?
:05:53
Fine. Oh, that reminds me.
:05:55
Look, if it should happen to come up,
I had lunch with you yesterday.
:05:58
Yesterday? No, no, no.
That was Thursday.