:05:02
And who can question the debt he'll owe
:05:05
To the guide for the married man
:05:08
It will list things universal
:05:12
From Pittsburgh to Japan
:05:15
And every man can be satisfied
:05:18
By the guide
:05:21
For the married man
:05:23
The married man, the married man
:05:40
- Hi, Mr. Manning!
- Hiya, Charlie baby.
:05:42
- Go get Debbie. Tell 'em we're waiting.
- Okay.
:05:44
And hurry back out.
Hiya, Paul.
:05:47
- Hi, Ed. Nice morning, isn't it?
- Beautiful.
:05:51
- How's Ruth?
- Fine. Harriet?
:05:53
Fine. Oh, that reminds me.
:05:55
Look, if it should happen to come up,
I had lunch with you yesterday.
:05:58
Yesterday? No, no, no.
That was Thursday.
:06:01
- Yesterday, I had lunch with-
- With me, Paul. With me.
:06:07
Oh. Yeah.
:06:11
Who was she, Ed?
:06:13
When I left the barbershop
a few days ago...
:06:15
there was this lady traffic cop...
:06:17
and she was writing me out
a parking ticket.
:06:24
- Hi, Daddy! Hi, Daddy!
- Daddy! Hi!
:06:27
But how did you know
she'd be willing?
:06:29
After a while, you sort of begin
to develop a nose for it.
:06:32
Yes, but at the beginning-
the first time, for instance.
:06:34
How did you know
the first time?
:06:36
- Instinct.
- Hey, Daddy! Daddy, look!
:06:39
Well, what if you don't have instinct?
:06:41
You have to sort of put out feelers.
You know, a little joke first.
:06:44
- What?
- You have to sort of put out feelers.
:06:46
- A-A little joke first, and then you-
- Joke?
:06:49
- You can joke at a time like that?
- Why not?
:06:52
I don't know. I just thought
you'd be too, uh, scar- too fri-
:06:56
- Do you have to take her out first?
- Daddy.!