A Guide for the Married Man
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:07:00
But what if someone recognizes your car
in front of the motel?

:07:03
Let Hertz put you in the driver's seat.
:07:06
Daddy.! Look at me.
:07:08
- Hi, kids. Hi.
- Hi, hi.

:07:11
- Do all married guys do it, Ed?
- No, no.

:07:13
Maybe there comes a time
in every marriage...

:07:16
when the guy considers it,
but not all of them give in to it.

:07:19
Only about 43%.
:07:22
Which I think is about to go up to 44.
:07:25
Huh? No, not me.
:07:27
Never. Never in a hundred years.
:07:29
Never in a thousand years.
Never in a... million years.

:07:33
A million.
:07:38
Why, Ed? Why?
Why does a guy do it?

:07:40
I can understand it if he doesn't like his wife
or he isn't happy at home.

:07:43
But why if he loves his wife, if he's crazy
about her and he's glad he's married to her...

:07:47
and he never wants
to be married to anyone else?

:07:49
- Why, Ed? Why?
- Lots of reasons.

:07:55
A manifestation of latent insecurity.
:08:00
Can't get better meat than that.
:08:02
But you know something?
You'd get awfully tired of it...

:08:04
if you didn't have some fish
once in a while.

:08:08
Because she's there.
:08:11
- Is that why you do it?
- No, no, no, no.

:08:15
Remember how it used to be with a girl
when you first met her?

:08:19
- Heart leaping with joy.
- Yeah.

:08:21
A song on your lips.
:08:43
- I wanted to feel that again.
- Yeah. Feel that.

:08:47
- I knew I was right when I heard
what happened to this guy. - Uh-huh?

:08:51
Married 14 years...
:08:53
14 of the cleanest years you ever saw.
:08:56
Never so much as looked at another girl,
never mind the other thing.


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