A Guide for the Married Man
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:36:02
Good-bye, Deborah.
:36:09
Mommy, Mommy.!
Daddy smells.!

:36:13
Well, it's really not nice to say that
about somebody, even a daddy.

:36:18
It might hurt their feelings.
:36:22
- May I help you, madam?
- Yes.

:36:25
What is the most powerful
aftershave lotion you have?

:36:37
I took one look at that babysitter,
and I thought to myself...

:36:40
"Thank goodness my son's
only eight months old. "

:36:45
My babysitter calls me the day before
and tells me what to put in the refrigerator.

:36:48
That's Ed.
:36:51
- Hi, Harriet. Hi, Ed.
- Hi.

:36:54
- Hi, Ed.
- How are you, Paul?

:36:59
Boy, oh, boy.
Did I feel like an awful heel.

:37:01
If she knew, she'd thank you.
:37:13
Don't worry, girls. The fellas promise
to let their wives drive home.

:37:16
But who's going to drive the wives home?
:37:19
Two drinks, and Freddie thinks
he's Batman.

:37:21
Luckily, we don't have far to go.
:37:23
Who's the water and scotch?
Who's the scotch and water?

:37:25
...with his secretary for years.
:37:28
Secretary. Huh! My three-year-old son
can type better than her.

:37:31
- But he's not built like her.
- How can a woman be so blind?

:37:34
And any guy who doesn't let her know
he's married right off the bat...

:37:37
is just looking for trouble.
:37:39
I don't know, Ed.
You lose an awful lot of them that way.

:37:42
Better to lose one or two
than face something like this.

:37:45
Oscar J. Schwartzcoff-
2798 Coldhaven Road-

:37:48
is a dirty, double-crossing fink!
:37:50
Oscar J. Schwartzcoff-
2798 Coldhaven Road-

:37:54
is a dirty, double-crossing fink!
:37:56
...which has been known to happen.
:37:58
I'd kill mine if I even thought
he was doing it.


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