A Guide for the Married Man
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1:03:00
- Hello.
- Sorry. Wrong number.

1:03:14
Wrong number, my foot.
1:03:16
Whoever it was obviously wanted me
up and awake at that particular moment.

1:03:49
You mean, as soon as you had
that wrong-number phone call, you knew?

1:03:53
Yes.
1:03:55
- That was terribly bright of you, wasn't it?
- No. Not really.

1:03:58
You see, that's how I got him
away from his first wife.

1:04:03
You mean, one should stay away
from single girls?

1:04:05
Well, until one is a little
more experienced anyway.

1:04:08
As a beginner, one is better off
sticking to the first principle.

1:04:11
- First principle?
- Yeah. Never have an affair with someone...

1:04:14
who doesn't have
as much to lose as you.

1:04:23
A married woman has
as much to lose, doesn't she?

1:04:26
Especially if she has children.
1:04:28
- She has three.
- Well, that's a plus in her favor.

1:04:32
- Sorry, darling.
- Soup's on!

1:04:34
Come and get it!
1:04:37
- Hey, let's go.
- Yea! Come on!

1:04:40
Oh, it's about time.
1:04:43
That's why I dropped that last pass:
malnutrition.

1:04:46
- That's right. Women and children last.
- Mustard or ketchup, darling?

1:04:48
Don't bother.
I'll take care of him.

1:04:51
- Good, good.
- Got any onions?

1:04:53
- Ooh, give me some.
- A penny for your thoughts?

1:04:56
- His or mine?
- Yours.


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