1:04:03
You mean, one should stay away
from single girls?
1:04:05
Well, until one is a little
more experienced anyway.
1:04:08
As a beginner, one is better off
sticking to the first principle.
1:04:11
- First principle?
- Yeah. Never have an affair with someone...
1:04:14
who doesn't have
as much to lose as you.
1:04:23
A married woman has
as much to lose, doesn't she?
1:04:26
Especially if she has children.
1:04:28
- She has three.
- Well, that's a plus in her favor.
1:04:32
- Sorry, darling.
- Soup's on!
1:04:34
Come and get it!
1:04:37
- Hey, let's go.
- Yea! Come on!
1:04:40
Oh, it's about time.
1:04:43
That's why I dropped that last pass:
malnutrition.
1:04:46
- That's right. Women and children last.
- Mustard or ketchup, darling?
1:04:48
Don't bother.
I'll take care of him.
1:04:51
- Good, good.
- Got any onions?
1:04:53
- Ooh, give me some.
- A penny for your thoughts?
1:04:56
- His or mine?
- Yours.
1:05:01
And a dollar for yours.
1:05:05
You better take another.
1:05:07
You never know when you're going to need
all your strength.
1:05:11
Ah.
1:05:18
- There's only one trouble.
- Trouble?
1:05:20
- Come here. Double jeopardy.
- Double jeopardy?
1:05:23
With a married woman, you not only
have to guard against your wife finding out...
1:05:26
but her husband as well.
1:05:28
You see, she's preferable
to the single girl, of course...
1:05:30
but your first time out-
Well, you know how fond I am of Ruth.
1:05:35
I'd like you to break in
the safest possible way.
1:05:37
Yes, I see.
1:05:39
- Oh, honey?
- Yes?
1:05:42
- Is there an onion in that?
- Uh-huh.
1:05:45
Honey, you know
it doesn't agree with you.
1:05:48
Thank you, darling.
1:05:53
What is the safest possible way?
1:05:55
A divorcée who's getting
more in alimony than you get in salary.
1:05:59
You see, if she marries you,
then her alimony stops...