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- M's castle to Control.
{y:bi}- M's name is McTarry. Use it.
:12:12
Plan B in operation.
:12:14
McTarry Castle completely occupied,
with only one change.
:12:18
Agent Mimi is now M's widow.
:12:21
{y:bi}Agent Mimi impersonating Lady Fiona?
:12:24
Well, she has the best Scots accent.
:12:27
And that's all that's left of the McTarry.
:12:30
Your husband d-died as he lived,
Lady Fiona. In the service of Her Majesty.
:12:35
I thought it would be
my p-painful duty to impart the news.
:12:38
How did you know your husband M -
I'm sorry, McTarry - was dead?
:12:41
- We were told.
- Might I ask who told you?
:12:45
- The Grey Piper.
- The who?
:12:49
Tell Sir James about the Grey Piper, lass.
:12:52
Whenever a McTarry dies,
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he comes down from the mountain,
over the loch and through the heather,
:12:59
playing the clan lament.
:13:01
We always put a tappit-hen of
usquebaugh outside the castle door.
:13:05
- Tappit-hen?
- A quart o' whisky.
:13:08
- Is he a real p-piper?
- We dinna ken.
:13:10
But it's been the same one for 600 years.
:13:15
- Naught else remains?
- Nothing to s-speak of, I'm afraid.
:13:19
It was found in a tree,
100 yards from where he stood.
:13:23
Took off, as it were, and flew like a b-bird.
:13:27
But whether it is an article of apparel
:13:30
or an anatomical f-feature,
that is the question.
:13:34
Should it be given Christian burial?
Just how p-personal is a toupee?
:13:39
It can only be regarded as a "hairloom".
:13:43
Eliza, put it wi'
all the other relics of McTarry glory.
:13:48
We all ken that
our beloved McTarry of the Glen
:13:51
was a different man in Whitehall.
:13:54
But McTarry women never ask questions.
:13:59
According to clan tradition,
when the laird dies