:56:00
If I could bother you
for the signature, sir.
:56:02
I shouldn't use that pen.
The moment the nib touches the paper,
:56:06
it releases a stream of poisonous gas
into the writer's eye.
:56:09
Good heavens!
What will they think of next?
:56:12
I won't be going near that.
:56:14
I suppose it's useful
if you want to send anyone a...
:56:17
Poison-pen letter.
:56:19
All our new men say that. I reply "I don't
wish to know that. Kindly leave Ml5."
:56:25
Yes, sir. We have a very highly developed
sense of humour down here.
:56:30
It isn't the only thing that's
highly developed down here. Fordyce!
:56:34
- Wristwatch.
- Sir.
:56:37
1965 Rolex Oyster Perpetual.
:56:41
Date indicator and log table
round the outer band.
:56:45
And a thing that shows you
what shape the moon is.
:56:49
- Now, this is very important. Try it on.
- Let me help you.
:56:53
It's your means of reporting to us
and our means of contacting you.
:56:57
Channel six, Fordyce.
:57:00
Don't worry too much about him, sir.
Channel six it is, sir.
:57:03
I don't think I know
which one is which myself now, sir.
:57:07
Look at your watch
and tell me what you see.
:57:10
It's five and 20 minutes past 11 .
It's the 14th of March and...
:57:15
I said channel six, Fordyce.
:57:19
Well, nobody's perfect.
:57:24
But it's absolutely amazing!
I've never seen anything like this.
:57:29
It's a two-way television
and radio wristwatch.
:57:33
It's an American idea. They got it
from one of their comic strips.
:57:37
- Good heavens.
- Ah! Tea.
:57:40
Three lumps.
:57:41
It's an incredible thing, this.
:57:44
Which side do you dress, sir?
:57:47
- I usually dress away from the window.
- It's just some protective clothing, sir.
:57:52
Let me help you
out of your hampering things.
:57:58
And it is of course Sanforized, sir,