:06:07
BO: Anyone home?
:06:13
Good morning, madam.
My name is Bertram Oliphant West.
:06:16
Well, I'm sorry, but what can I do about it?
:06:18
My name is Zigzig.
And what can you do about that?
:06:22
No, no, you misunderstand me, madam.
:06:24
I merely wish to ask where one goes
to join the Foreign Legion.
:06:27
Ah, just one moment.
:06:29
- I go ask the sergeant.
- Sergeant?
:06:32
Sergeant Nocker. He is important man
in Legion. He know everything.
:06:37
Is he here?
:06:38
Oh, yes.
:06:40
Often.
:06:43
Perhaps is the married quarters, Simpson.
:06:48
(Murmurs sleepily)
:06:52
Ah! (Chuckles)
:06:54
Hello, sugar date.
:06:58
Not now, baby. I gotta get some sleep.
:07:00
- Hey, hey, hey!
- (Chuckles)
:07:04
What is this strange fascination
I have over them?
:07:07
Why can't they let me alone but for a moment?
:07:10
Heart of my heart, I only want to talk.
:07:13
You go right ahead and talk, sugar date.
:07:15
- You talk while I get some sleep.
- No, no, no, don't go to sleep yet.
:07:19
There are two men here
who are wanting to join you.
:07:22
Nothing doing. Let them find their own bed!
:07:25
No, no! To join you in the Legion!
:07:28
Simple. Let them report to headquarters.
Is just the other side of town.
:07:33
OK. I tell them.
:07:36
And then come back.
:07:38
But you just say you want to sleep.
:07:40
Can I help it if my tongue
don't know how my mind work s?
:07:45
# Fanfare
:07:52
Legion! Legion, present arms!
:07:58
(Bugle fanfare)