:45:05
It's a strange thought to think that this will
be the last worid war fought by civilians.
:45:10
I find it strange.
:45:12
It'll make a nice change
to stick a bayonet into a chap
:45:15
rather than a rotten old sandbag.
:45:19
You'll be all right, lad.
:45:23
I'm not going. Let him nick his own petrol.
I've got a young wife.
:45:30
Now, see, lads, there's more to it, eh?
:45:35
There's lots of satisfaction
to be had out of the anticipation.
:45:39
There's lots of fun and letting off steam.
It's not all death.
:45:45
There's lots of fun to be had
out of other things as well.
:45:48
Now, come on, let's take a look at you.
:45:51
Hang on a minute.
:45:53
Can't let you down
with dirty nails, can we?
:45:56
Right. Crews front. Get fell in.
:46:03
- Don't say or tell them anything.
- My wife is young.
:46:07
If you say anything, whisper,
so they won't know.
:46:10
- Happy, shed a tear, entertained.
- I haven't got a wife yet. I've never done it.
:46:14
I'll stick my bayonet up the jacksy of
the first who talks loud of love and wives
:46:20
and children - I've got children.
:46:22
I play the piano.
I'm not fighting this war for them.
:46:26
Now, then, first one to look wonky
will get my boot up his dirtbox.
:46:30
I die now in North Africa.
I've been crying, telling you.
:46:33
Don't ask, don't threaten,
don't plead, keep it shut.
:46:37
- I'm not a thief.
- Now, then, you're all clean for gangrene.
:46:42
Don't loose me down. If we should be
stonked, get away from the vehicles.
:46:46
I want to see you back here,
clean, bright and spent.
:46:49
Keep it wrapped, don't do anything I
wouldn't. There's transport if you want it.
:46:53
If you're picked up,
tell them you're a Guardsman.
:46:56
Hands out of your pockets.
Top hats will not be worn.
:46:58
No fish and chips in uniform.
Parade... Parade, turn.