:46:03
- Don't say or tell them anything.
- My wife is young.
:46:07
If you say anything, whisper,
so they won't know.
:46:10
- Happy, shed a tear, entertained.
- I haven't got a wife yet. I've never done it.
:46:14
I'll stick my bayonet up the jacksy of
the first who talks loud of love and wives
:46:20
and children - I've got children.
:46:22
I play the piano.
I'm not fighting this war for them.
:46:26
Now, then, first one to look wonky
will get my boot up his dirtbox.
:46:30
I die now in North Africa.
I've been crying, telling you.
:46:33
Don't ask, don't threaten,
don't plead, keep it shut.
:46:37
- I'm not a thief.
- Now, then, you're all clean for gangrene.
:46:42
Don't loose me down. If we should be
stonked, get away from the vehicles.
:46:46
I want to see you back here,
clean, bright and spent.
:46:49
Keep it wrapped, don't do anything I
wouldn't. There's transport if you want it.
:46:53
If you're picked up,
tell them you're a Guardsman.
:46:56
Hands out of your pockets.
Top hats will not be worn.
:46:58
No fish and chips in uniform.
Parade... Parade, turn.
:47:08
- Parade ready for your inspection, sir.
- Thank you, Corporal of Musket.
:47:16
- Musketeer Drogue, isn't it?
- I'd like you to have my blessing.
:47:20
Don't worry too much. Very good turnout.
:47:24
There's been marvellous advances
in surgery, thanks to war.
:47:28
Well done, Musketeer Drogue. Black up.
:47:31
You can't make me fight.
:47:33
No, but we can put you where your
decision might prove fatal. Pieces of jam.
:47:38
Right, mount.
:47:42
I don't know your name
but I'd like you to have my camera.
:47:47
Orders, information enemy, nil.
Information own troops. We are...
:47:53
Third Troop of the Fourth Muskets
acting in an independent role as infantry,
:47:59
lorried behind the enemy lines
with sports equipment.