1:09:03
This way, sir.
1:09:06
I do blame them for that.
1:09:10
I used to be put off my supper should
I see a cat dead in the middle of the road.
1:09:15
Or a bird, leave alone a man, though
we didn't get much of that down our way.
1:09:22
- So you can.
- I won't, though.
1:09:25
- That's different, won't.
- This beats National Socialism, Gripweed!
1:09:31
I am glad I won't.
1:09:33
Don't move, sir, we're all in a minefield.
1:09:40
It's a very simple plan.
All my plans are simple plans.
1:09:45
Look at Dieppe. That was simple.
1:09:48
Wait until Arnhem.
That's going to be simple.
1:09:51
Gather your ammunition.
Leave your packs by the roller.
1:09:54
- And have them whipped?
- No, Gripweed is coming with us.
1:09:57
I'm simple. Gather round me.
Can you hear me at the back?
1:10:01
- Hi-de-hi!
- Ho-de-ho!
1:10:02
Has he sent you any water, has he?
1:10:05
That man. Corporal of Musket,
stop that man making an ass of himself.
1:10:09
Get all 500 guns and fire them in the same
place to blow the daylights out of them.
1:10:13
- Hold still, Spool.
- Fill your bottles from the roller.
1:10:16
- Give him a drink, Corporal of Musket.
- There's none in there.
1:10:20
- My God, the roller. Get it in the shade.
- I thought it would be lighter.
1:10:24
Come on, lad. We'll get some water when
we capture the oasis. Lashings of water.
1:10:29
We'll send you chaps in
with 200 tanks going like bats out of hell.
1:10:33
You've seen enough now. Off you go,
there's good chaps. Hold his head.
1:10:37
Just who could play a trick like that?
At the best, it's rank inefficiency.
1:10:42
- Me!
- Who took my man's water? I want water.
1:10:44
- How can my men fight without water?
- Me!
1:10:47
I did, I let the bloody water out
to make it lighter.
1:10:50
Give the lad some room, will you?
1:10:53
Would you take that camera away?
There's a good fella.
1:10:56
Haven't you had enough?
Find a battle and film it.
1:10:59
- A good battle.
- Clear these cameramen away.