1:10:01
- Hi-de-hi!
- Ho-de-ho!
1:10:02
Has he sent you any water, has he?
1:10:05
That man. Corporal of Musket,
stop that man making an ass of himself.
1:10:09
Get all 500 guns and fire them in the same
place to blow the daylights out of them.
1:10:13
- Hold still, Spool.
- Fill your bottles from the roller.
1:10:16
- Give him a drink, Corporal of Musket.
- There's none in there.
1:10:20
- My God, the roller. Get it in the shade.
- I thought it would be lighter.
1:10:24
Come on, lad. We'll get some water when
we capture the oasis. Lashings of water.
1:10:29
We'll send you chaps in
with 200 tanks going like bats out of hell.
1:10:33
You've seen enough now. Off you go,
there's good chaps. Hold his head.
1:10:37
Just who could play a trick like that?
At the best, it's rank inefficiency.
1:10:42
- Me!
- Who took my man's water? I want water.
1:10:44
- How can my men fight without water?
- Me!
1:10:47
I did, I let the bloody water out
to make it lighter.
1:10:50
Give the lad some room, will you?
1:10:53
Would you take that camera away?
There's a good fella.
1:10:56
Haven't you had enough?
Find a battle and film it.
1:10:59
- A good battle.
- Clear these cameramen away.
1:11:02
Haven't you insulted us enough? Your
army is the best in the worid. Get away.
1:11:06
It's all right. Don't let him bite this time.
1:11:09
- It's all over. Make a ring round him.
- No, let the bastards see.
1:11:13
No. The next of kin, think of them.
1:11:17
That happened to a son of mine.
He was left all through the war.
1:11:21
- They do, don't they?
- With his eardrum.
1:11:24
- It's the noise, I expect.
- Still, he's not dead like some.
1:11:28
- Well, you can forgive.
- Missing. Not dead. They didn't get him.
1:11:33
He'll turn up. Missing, he is.
1:11:39
Colonel! Colonel, any water?
1:11:46
Bum on, bum on, on to Tunis.
1:11:49
See to the roller... and Spool first.
1:11:52
Huzzah! It'll be all right now.
Huzzah! Good old Colonel Grapple.
1:11:57
He's a character that will see us through.
That's the thing about war.