:50:00
Now, Pa, I know all about your war record
and I'm darn proud of it; have been for years.
:50:05
But you see... Now, me,
I'm not cut out for it.
:50:10
But, Roy... you can't quit, boy.
:50:13
- Why not, Pa?
- Well...
:50:23
I'm gonna tell you somethin' about
myself that you never heard before.
:50:29
Sit down.
:50:39
Your old man is a fake.
What do you mean?
:50:42
It's my war record. Yeah,
I'm darn proud of it.
:50:45
Well, don't be.
:50:47
You know what I really did
during the Great War?
:50:53
I was a librarian
at Fort Dix.
:50:57
I didn't even leave
the country.
:51:00
Librarian?
:51:04
At Fort Dix?
:51:09
What about your pension?
Your wound?
:51:11
The Encyclopedia Britannica
fell on me.
:51:16
"B" to "D".
:51:20
You mean to tell me that all
this time... That's right.
:51:26
Well...
:51:32
Oh, Pa.
:51:36
So you see,
I've been countin' on you, Roy.
:51:39
Oh, Pa!
:51:41
Please, Roy!
But th... But th...
:51:50
D-Don't you worry, Pa.
:51:52
Ah, I'll, uh...
:51:55
I'll work it all out somehow.