:11:00
We're setting up Communication
and Weapon Centers...
:11:02
...all over the country.
:11:04
lt's a growing menace.
Everyday there's more...
:11:06
...of 'em commie-rat-bastards,
and niggers and all 'em...
:11:08
...dirty, undernourished people.
-Hello, man! That's too real!
:11:12
Like the Chinese restaurants, sir?
:11:14
Well that's just a plot, sir.
You go in there and spend 50*...
:11:18
...and eat for an hour and a half,...
:11:19
...and a half hour later
you're starving to death.
:11:22
That's a Chinese Communist plot...
:11:24
...to starve the United States.
:11:25
And so l'm going to request...
:11:26
...that you don't put me in the
front lines because as we know...
:11:29
...there are a lot of Mexican Americans,
a lot of niggers,...
:11:31
...a lot of homosexuals, a lot
of undesirable elements!
:11:35
All of the undesirable elements
of this country are there.
:11:37
So l request, that you put
me in the middle, sir.
:11:40
So that when l'm shooting
at the enemy...
:11:42
...l won't sort of, accidentally,
let my rifle veer a bit to the left...
:11:47
...and pick off a few of
those cancerous elements,...
:11:49
...and then a little to the right
to pick off a few more.
:11:52
You see what l mean?
You see,...
:11:55
...and then you say 'and sir, l just
want to say that if one tenth...
:12:00
...of the 500,000 men in Vietnam,
do what l'm gonna do...
:12:04
...well we could wipe out
this yellow peril...
:12:05
...within a matter of months, sir.
:12:08
You must remember, sir, that...
:12:10
...a few chinks a day,
keep the Chinese away!
:12:13
That's great.
:12:16
No, man! Look.
You're putting him to sleep!
:12:19
Listen we kept him awake for two
days, we've got to keep him going.
:12:22
Wake up man!
:12:23
l've got a story.
:12:24
Listen, l'm gonna tell you a story...
:12:27
l'm sorry!
-...that'll keep you awake...
:12:29
...for another month!
:12:30
So that when you go down there
you're going to be a wreck!
:12:37
Hurry up! Hurry!
-Common man, common!
:12:51
l'm going to tell you a story
that's going to bug your eyes out.
:12:54
l went to a mixer at Barnum College,...
:12:56
...you know, the girl's college,
attached to Columbia.