:12:00
...of the 500,000 men in Vietnam,
do what l'm gonna do...
:12:04
...well we could wipe out
this yellow peril...
:12:05
...within a matter of months, sir.
:12:08
You must remember, sir, that...
:12:10
...a few chinks a day,
keep the Chinese away!
:12:13
That's great.
:12:16
No, man! Look.
You're putting him to sleep!
:12:19
Listen we kept him awake for two
days, we've got to keep him going.
:12:22
Wake up man!
:12:23
l've got a story.
:12:24
Listen, l'm gonna tell you a story...
:12:27
l'm sorry!
-...that'll keep you awake...
:12:29
...for another month!
:12:30
So that when you go down there
you're going to be a wreck!
:12:37
Hurry up! Hurry!
-Common man, common!
:12:51
l'm going to tell you a story
that's going to bug your eyes out.
:12:54
l went to a mixer at Barnum College,...
:12:56
...you know, the girl's college,
attached to Columbia.
:13:00
One of those deals where
you pay your 75 cents to walk in.
:13:03
Well, l walked in man.
:13:04
l've never seen so many
ugly girls in my entire life!
:13:07
lt was unbelievable!
:13:09
So l walk up and say 'hi, my name's
Lloyd, what's your name, baby?'
:13:14
And she says 'Joanne', just like that!
:13:17
Unbelievable voice!
:13:19
But, what the hell!
l might as well give it a try!
:13:21
So l say 'you wanna dance?'
:13:23
And she says, 'sure, l'd love to'.
:13:25
Just like that, man.
Really unbelievable!
:13:27
So we get out there
and l'm doing my...
:13:30
...l'm doing my funky Broadway.
:13:31
l'm really working my show and she's
just standing there sort of...
:13:35
... 'twitching'.
:13:37
And l say to her 'listen, baby,
l can't take this anymore'.
:13:39
Because l just couldn't stand
to look at her.
:13:41
l just couldn't stand
to watch her doing that thing.
:13:43
So l say 'common, lets go down to
the west end and have a drink'.
:13:46
She says ,'oh, l'm sorry,
but l don't drink'.
:13:49
So l say, 'common baby,
you can watch me drink!'
:13:51
We went to the west end,
you know the bar down there?
:13:53
Double bourbon, man.
Right down the hat!
:13:56
l said, 'hey baby, what do you want?'
:13:58
She says, 'Oh, l'd love
a glass of milk'.