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One of those deals where
you pay your 75 cents to walk in.
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Well, l walked in man.
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l've never seen so many
ugly girls in my entire life!
:13:07
lt was unbelievable!
:13:09
So l walk up and say 'hi, my name's
Lloyd, what's your name, baby?'
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And she says 'Joanne', just like that!
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Unbelievable voice!
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But, what the hell!
l might as well give it a try!
:13:21
So l say 'you wanna dance?'
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And she says, 'sure, l'd love to'.
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Just like that, man.
Really unbelievable!
:13:27
So we get out there
and l'm doing my...
:13:30
...l'm doing my funky Broadway.
:13:31
l'm really working my show and she's
just standing there sort of...
:13:35
... 'twitching'.
:13:37
And l say to her 'listen, baby,
l can't take this anymore'.
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Because l just couldn't stand
to look at her.
:13:41
l just couldn't stand
to watch her doing that thing.
:13:43
So l say 'common, lets go down to
the west end and have a drink'.
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She says ,'oh, l'm sorry,
but l don't drink'.
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So l say, 'common baby,
you can watch me drink!'
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We went to the west end,
you know the bar down there?
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Double bourbon, man.
Right down the hat!
:13:56
l said, 'hey baby, what do you want?'
:13:58
She says, 'Oh, l'd love
a glass of milk'.
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Milk!
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She really dug milk, man!
Three glasses!
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A buck and a half, l spent on milk!
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Milk!
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You cats said anything to me?
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Hey, come here!
:14:18
Bring him over here!
:14:18
After l saw her drink all this milk,
l thought it was time to get out,...
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...because l couldn't stand it anymore.
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l wanted to get her up
to her apartment.
:14:25
l wasn't expecting much.
:14:27
But, when you want
to get into a chick...
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...you've got to be subtle,
you can't say...
:14:30
...'common baby, lets
go to your place and screw'.
:14:33
You've gotta be subtle,
you've gotta be cool...
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You've gotta say 'l'd just love
a cup of coffee,...
:14:37
...do you know how to make it?'.
:14:38
'Hey, l'd love to make you
some coffee,...
:14:40
...lets go up to my apartment'.
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So, we went up
to her apartment, and...
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...she made me this cup of coffee.
lt was mud, man!
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lt was the worst coffee l have
ever had in my entire life!
:14:51
Unbelievable!
:14:52
l say, 'lets go into
the living room and put on...
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...a few tunes'. And she says,
'we can't do that,...
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...l don't care about your room mate!'