:14:00
Milk!
:14:02
She really dug milk, man!
Three glasses!
:14:05
A buck and a half, l spent on milk!
:14:08
Milk!
:14:13
You cats said anything to me?
:14:15
Hey, come here!
:14:18
Bring him over here!
:14:18
After l saw her drink all this milk,
l thought it was time to get out,...
:14:22
...because l couldn't stand it anymore.
:14:24
l wanted to get her up
to her apartment.
:14:25
l wasn't expecting much.
:14:27
But, when you want
to get into a chick...
:14:29
...you've got to be subtle,
you can't say...
:14:30
...'common baby, lets
go to your place and screw'.
:14:33
You've gotta be subtle,
you've gotta be cool...
:14:35
You've gotta say 'l'd just love
a cup of coffee,...
:14:37
...do you know how to make it?'.
:14:38
'Hey, l'd love to make you
some coffee,...
:14:40
...lets go up to my apartment'.
:14:42
So, we went up
to her apartment, and...
:14:45
...she made me this cup of coffee.
lt was mud, man!
:14:48
lt was the worst coffee l have
ever had in my entire life!
:14:51
Unbelievable!
:14:52
l say, 'lets go into
the living room and put on...
:14:54
...a few tunes'. And she says,
'we can't do that,...
:14:56
...l don't care about your room mate!'
:15:00
So, we went in there, and
there's this chick, Ethel,...
:15:03
...from Paravas, New Jersey.
:15:05
Ugliest chick, l have ever seen
in my entire life!
:15:08
She's sitting there reading.
:15:09
So l say 'common, put on a few tunes'.
:15:11
So she puts on a couple of tunes...
:15:13
...and l sit down on the sofa,...
:15:15
...and leave room for her to
sit down next to me,...
:15:17
...and, she doesn't do that.
:15:19
She goes over and sits next to Ethel...
:15:21
...on the other side of the room.
:15:23
And then she says,
'hey Ethel, come here,...
:15:25
...l've something to tell you'.
:15:27
And they had that whispering
conference.
:15:29
God! Shades of the past!
:15:31
So, old Ethel, gets up
and leaves the room, see.
:15:34
And Joanne comes down
and sits next to me.
:15:37
So l figure, something is
really happening now.
:15:38
And Joanne comes back
and she's got this can of stuff...
:15:40
...and she's flipping it up and down.
:15:42
And she starts turning
out all the lights.
:15:47
Well, l don't know if
this is scaring you away...
:15:50
...but l'm going to be awake
for the next month and a half!
:15:54
Lets sit down.
:15:55
So old Ethel,...
:15:57
...she comes back and sits down,
l mean, Joanne,...