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So, we went in there, and
there's this chick, Ethel,...
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...from Paravas, New Jersey.
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Ugliest chick, l have ever seen
in my entire life!
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She's sitting there reading.
:15:09
So l say 'common, put on a few tunes'.
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So she puts on a couple of tunes...
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...and l sit down on the sofa,...
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...and leave room for her to
sit down next to me,...
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...and, she doesn't do that.
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She goes over and sits next to Ethel...
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...on the other side of the room.
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And then she says,
'hey Ethel, come here,...
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...l've something to tell you'.
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And they had that whispering
conference.
:15:29
God! Shades of the past!
:15:31
So, old Ethel, gets up
and leaves the room, see.
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And Joanne comes down
and sits next to me.
:15:37
So l figure, something is
really happening now.
:15:38
And Joanne comes back
and she's got this can of stuff...
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...and she's flipping it up and down.
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And she starts turning
out all the lights.
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Well, l don't know if
this is scaring you away...
:15:50
...but l'm going to be awake
for the next month and a half!
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Lets sit down.
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So old Ethel,...
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...she comes back and sits down,
l mean, Joanne,...
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...she goes to turn off the light.
Look at this.
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Look, listen!
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She reaches across me
to turn off the light.
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And there's her boob, right there.
:16:09
Sitting right...
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There it is! Right there!
:16:14
She reaches off
and turns off the light...
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l mean she leaves it there,...
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She didn't back off!
:16:18
Just leaves it!
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Right there, man! And here l am...
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l had a nipple and this boob.
:16:25
l had a sight! And...
:16:26
...Ethel sits down
on the other side of me...
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...and she's got this can,
it's a can of whipped cream.
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That Ready Whip stuff.
:16:34
Sprayed whipped cream.
Oh man it was unbelievable!
:16:38
And old Joanne, with her boob,
she just starts working on my chest.
:16:41
She starts undoing the buttons.
:16:43
What are you doing?
-Well, she's undoing my buttons!
:16:48
Ethel gets down on the floor...
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...and she starts taking my shoes off.
:16:52
She takes off my shoes and my socks.
:16:54
Ethel and Joanne is up here
and she's working away...
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...and she takes my shirt off.
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And then Ethel
starts to go for the pants.